CARL: Hey, don’t I know you from somewhere?
CARL: Are you sure? We haven’t met? You look so familiar.
CARL: You’ve never seen me before?
CARL: That’s so weird–have you, like… Wait, have you ever been on TV?
SAMANTHA: On TV?
SAMANTHA: Can’t say that I have.
CARL: Really? Wait, but what about…
CARL: Oh my God.
SAMANTHA: I’m… late for class–
CARL: Holy shit, it’s you!
SAMANTHA: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
CARL: You’re her, you’re… Hannah Havelock!
SAMANTHA: Never heard of her.
CARL: Hey, it may have taken me a while to recognize you with all your clothes on, but I never forget a face, especially, like… damn!
SAMANTHA: What do you want?
CARL: Fuck, I was right. Hey–
SAMANTHA: I don’t do that kind of stuff anymore. OK? My name is Samantha and I… I just want to go to college and… Please don’t tell anyone?
CARL: You’re a porn star.
SAMANTHA: Yes! OK, yes, I was a fucking porn star, can you keep your voice down?
SAMANTHA: I have a boyfriend.
CARL: Does he know about you? God damn! Did you really think just because you changed your hair-color, no one would recognize Hannah fucking Havelock?
SAMANTHA: Do not use that name!
CARL: Would you rather I called you Samantha? When I’m talking about your career in porn?
SAMANTHA: I’d rather you not talk about my career in porn at all.
CARL: Do you really have a boyfriend? Does he go here? Hey–one email blast, and I can tell everyone at this school who you really are. Is it so much to ask?
SAMANTHA: Is it so much to ask what?
CARL: You’re a porn star. You’ve fucked uglier guys than me. I know, ‘cause I’ve seen it. Is it ‘cause you expect me to pay you?
SAMANTHA: It’s because you’re a dick.
CARL: Never fucked one of those before?
SAMANTHA: What do you think porn is? What kind of stuff do you think we do there? You think the guys just get to go around doing whatever or whoever they want? Well, not anymore. Not the way we were doing it. When I worked in porn, I made sure that I met every single guy I ever worked with beforehand. That they respected me. I fucked them because I liked them, not because they goddamn blackmailed me. And I let them film it because it was my job. But it’s not anymore.
CARL: You don’t just stop being a star. Not without going nova.
SAMANTHA: You’re despicable.
CARL: You’re adorable. And I’m gonna tell your boyfriend if you don’t fuck me.