MICHELLE: Are you sure you’re okay?
JEFFREY: I am good.
MICHELLE: Can I get you some water or anything?
JEFFREY: I make it a habit to chase every drink with a glass of water. Keeps the hangovers to a minimum.
JEFFREY: Hm. Dehydration. That’s the cause of most hangovers.
MICHELLE: I did not know that.
JEFFREY: Thank you.
MICHELLE: Are we gonna talk about it?
JEFFREY: You first.
MICHELLE: I think I’m in love with you.
JEFFREY: You’re right, I should’ve gone first. Look, Michelle–
MICHELLE: Look, no, I’m… I know that this is… I know that I’m the one who’s being naive here–
JEFFREY: You’re being idealistic. Romantic. That’s not the same thing.
MICHELLE: Kiss me?
JEFFREY: I’m sorry, I don’t know why I did that.
MICHELLE: I asked you to–
JEFFREY: I know, but I didn’t–
MICHELLE: Shhh. Do you like me?
JEFFREY: I do. But not in the way that you mean.
MICHELLE: Could’ve fooled me.
JEFFREY: Michelle, what are you doing?
MICHELLE: What does it feel like I’m doing?
JEFFREY: Please stop.
JEFFREY: I just told you. Because I don’t want you that way.
MICHELLE: Feels like your body disagrees.
JEFFREY: My body isn’t in control. Or shouldn’t be—
MICHELLE: Then why don’t you stop me?
JEFFREY: I don’t know. Michelle, I’m drunk.
MICHELLE: You’re not that drunk.
JEFFREY: That shouldn’t matter. Why are you doing this?
MICHELLE: Because I want you to be my first.
MICHELLE: Does there have to be a reason?
JEFFREY: I don’t love you.
MICHELLE: I know. But I trust you.
JEFFREY: Darryl loves you.
MICHELLE: Is that what this is about?
JEFFREY: Partly. You don’t love him. You don’t want him. I think you two would be perfect for each other, but then, it’s not up to me, is it?
MICHELLE: Don’t you want to have sex?
JEFFREY: No. Not right now.
MICHELLE: I think you do.
JEFFREY: Opinions are a dime a dozen.
MICHELLE: Are you seriously going to fight me on this?
JEFFREY: The way things are right now… I don’t know why, but I don’t seem to have much choice in the matter.
JEFFREY: Normally, considering your virgin status, there are… certain steps I would take to try to make it more comfortable for you. But under the circumstances, the fact that I’m performing this service under duress…
MICHELLE: Just shut up and fuck me.