SEANA: Do you have a crush on me?
JORDAN: Does that surprise you?
SEANA: No… I mean, just that you’re so… I mean, I didn’t expect you to just…
JORDAN: Why should I hide it?
SEANA: Well, I mean, you’ve been hiding it.
JORDAN: Well, I mean, but you obviously know. Now. So.
SEANA: But why were you hiding it before?
JORDAN: I mean, why does anyone hide anything? Embarrassment?
SEANA: You were embarrassed to like me?
JORDAN: I was embarrassed to have a crush on you.
JORDAN: Crushes are embarrassing!
JORDAN: You like someone, they don’t like you…
SEANA: How do you know I don’t like you?
JORDAN: Well, you don’t exactly shower me with… anything. Most of the time, you act like I’m not even there. You hardly even look at me, let alone…
SEANA: And it never occurred to you that maybe that had something to do with me having a crush on you?
JORDAN: … No. Wait, do you have a crush on me?
JORDAN: Then why would you even say that?
SEANA: I don’t know!
JORDAN: Why are you even bringing this up?
SEANA: I don’t know. There’s just… there’s a lot of stuff going on and I’m just trying to figure it all out, you know, put the pieces together. It’s like everyone I know, no one’s really…
SEANA: I don’t know. Why didn’t you tell me?
JORDAN: I didn’t want to get in the way.
SEANA: Doesn’t being around your crush kind of get in your way?
JORDAN: I didn’t want to get in your way. People act different around people who like them, even and maybe especially if they don’t like them back. It makes them uncomfortable. Aren’t you uncomfortable?
SEANA: I guess. But how can you know someone likes you if you don’t ask them?
JORDAN: You know. Well, theoretically. You don’t like me, though. Right?
SEANA: I mean, I like you…
JORDAN: Even knowing what you know?
SEANA: You’re the one with a crush.
JORDAN: Crushes are annoying, though. You’re not annoyed?
SEANA: I don’t know. You’re not really doing anything.
JORDAN: But then how did you know?
SEANA: Keisha told me.
JORDAN: Keisha told you? Oh my God!
SEANA: Don’t be mad!
JORDAN: Why the hell did Keisha tell you?
SEANA: How do I know? We all know she’s a backstabbing bitch.
JORDAN: She’s not a backstabbing—well…
SEANA: See? The more you know. What’s it like for you, though?
JORDAN: What do you mean?
SEANA: Isn’t it hard to be around me? Isn’t that what… what a crush is? Isn’t that why they call it a crush?
JORDAN: I guess so. I don’t know. I guess it’s more a matter of, I know that I like you and I know that you’re not interested, but because I like you, I don’t know. I want you to be happy.
SEANA: You just said I always ignore you.
JORDAN: You don’t always ignore me. Sometimes you smile. Just not…